Top Eight Halloween Hotties

To balance out the spooks with a little bit of spice, here are the top eight Halloween hotties of the season.

8. Patrick Bateman of American Psycho

Personally, I think you can never go wrong with a Christian Bale character. Patrick Bateman slays, but also literally.

7. Tate Langdon of American Horror Story

There’s always something about Evan Peters that gives me goosebumps. However, Evan Peters in skull face paint gives me heart palpitations.

6. The ghost, Adam Maitland, in Beetlejuice

Until now, I did not realize that this character was played by Alec Baldwin. Kudos to him for being fine in that movie though.

5. Stu (Matthew Lillard) in Scream

Debatably the hottest scary movie villain out there. Open to hearing other suggestions, but would be surprised if anyone could beat out Stu.

4. Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko

If you haven’t seen this movie, go turn it on right now. It’s weird, but Jake Gyllenhaal is fine in this one. Plus, Drew Barrymore is in it.

3. Klaus Mikaelson of the Vampire Diaries

Do I even need an explanation for this one? We all know this King of New Orleans is a dime piece.

2. Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street

Y’all… It is solely the crop top for me. It gets me everytime.

1. Michael Langdon in American Horror Story

Honestly, I have no words. Cody Fern is an absolutely beautiful human being and I thank him for existing.